I don't think so, in fact this whole thing amuses me. See that is the point Clyde, some useful info. mixed in with amusement. Makes for a perfect world. The expression itself is just amusing without any particularly useful content; if you want the words rearranged, fine by me. If you want to quote sources, also fine by me and in fact, that just adds to the amusing content (Clyde is researching the factual basis of an amusing but random observation).
How about this one: The three rules of plumbing: Hot on the left, cold on the right and **** don't flow uphill. Anyone can rearrange the words or find the technical origins (if there is such a thing) while I will just chuckle at the humor embedded.
Note the three smileys:

Brian
Still locked into that old passive-aggressive mode, Brian?