Author Topic: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's! (Read 20536 times)

stevewfl · « **Reply #20 on:** May 15, 2011, 10:30:52 PM »

Kirby!

stevewfl · « **Reply #21 on:** May 20, 2011, 09:50:44 AM »

I saw this critter struggling for its life and thought "if it only had KIPASS, it'd be weaving that web into a gangsta' bandanna and choking the spider to death with it. but with no KiPass it will certainly be eaten!"

Rhino · « **Reply #22 on:** May 20, 2011, 11:12:40 AM »

And now we know NASA uses KIPASS:

stevewfl · « **Reply #23 on:** May 20, 2011, 11:27:57 AM »

Quote from: Rhino on May 20, 2011, 11:12:40 AM

And now we know NASA uses KIPASS:

WOW thanks for the positive news

maxtog · « **Reply #24 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:33:37 PM »

Quote from: Kirby on May 12, 2011, 06:31:33 PM

KiPass protects the bike against thieves, bad weather and all kinds of rodents.

That rat thing is just plain gross

B.D.F. · « **Reply #25 on:** May 23, 2011, 06:10:09 PM »

He's not so bad after you get used to him. He also looks better after a couple of drinks....

Brian

Quote from: maxtog on May 20, 2011, 08:33:37 PM

That rat thing is just plain gross

koval68 · « **Reply #26 on:** May 23, 2011, 08:07:08 PM »

Quote from: maxtog on May 20, 2011, 08:33:37 PM

That rat thing is just plain gross

Oh! What a girl!

stevewfl · « **Reply #27 on:** May 23, 2011, 10:49:29 PM »

Quote from: koval68 on May 23, 2011, 08:07:08 PM

Oh! What a girl!

stevewfl · « **Reply #28 on:** May 28, 2011, 11:04:55 AM »

KiPass will be bringing us much needed rain today!

YoDoc · « **Reply #29 on:** May 31, 2011, 01:14:46 PM »

How can KiPass help my C10?

stevewfl · « **Reply #30 on:** May 31, 2011, 01:41:58 PM »

Quote from: YoDoc on May 31, 2011, 01:14:46 PM

How can KiPass help my C10?

hmmmm well if you purchase a new KiPass, it will turn your C10 into a C14

YoDoc · « **Reply #31 on:** May 31, 2011, 02:03:45 PM »

Quote from: stevewfl on May 31, 2011, 01:41:58 PM

hmmmm well if you purchase a new KiPass, it will turn your C10 into a C14

LOL... I walked into that one.

B.D.F. · « **Reply #32 on:** May 31, 2011, 02:20:41 PM »

Aren't you going to tell him about the fuel tank filling by itself overnight too? Oh wait, are you just going to introduce him to KiPass one marvelous step at a time?

Brian

Quote from: stevewfl on May 31, 2011, 01:41:58 PM

hmmmm well if you purchase a new KiPass, it will turn your C10 into a C14

crashdb · « **Reply #33 on:** May 31, 2011, 03:20:39 PM »

Absolutely! KiPass is not just for Kawasakis! How is that, you say? Well lemme tell you.

I picked up my new VW a week ago. Now VW had become jealous of Kawasaki's technological gadgetry and decided to implement they're own version. I believe it's called "NocrAnk." I was all happy with it because KiPass has provided me with many miles of key-free bliss. I had no doubt that the VW would do the same. The key stays in the pocket just like KiPass and you just press the buttons and the car unlocks, locks and starts. But it seems that Kirby may've been working part-time at the VW factory the day my car was made. On the third day of ownership I pressed the button and nothing. Unable to find a rock of suitable size close-by I figured the Fonz method of repair would work. Nope. Cussing? Nope.

Finally, a tow truck had to be called. Luckily, it was fixed quickly and I'm on my way to being stuck at better places. Like locales with no cell service or people with front teeth. I can't wait!

Kirby · « **Reply #34 on:** May 31, 2011, 03:38:31 PM »

Wow doggie, that isn't KiPass, it must be VoPass or some such imitator. Genuine KiPass doesn't fail and I don't work on anything else. So you, your rock and your cage all have to go somewhere else to complain.

One other thought though, did you have all your fobs in your pants at the same time? Maybe you grabbed the wrong fob? If your pulse went way up that might have been the problem all along. Your humans and your pants trouble.

Kirby

Quote from: crashdb on May 31, 2011, 03:20:39 PM

Absolutely! KiPass is not just for Kawasakis! How is that, you say? Well lemme tell you.

I picked up my new VW a week ago. Now VW had become jealous of Kawasaki's technological gadgetry and decided to implement they're own version. I believe it's called "NocrAnk." I was all happy with it because KiPass has provided me with many miles of key-free bliss. I had no doubt that the VW would do the same. The key stays in the pocket just like KiPass and you just press the buttons and the car unlocks, locks and starts. But it seems that Kirby may've been working part-time at the VW factory the day my car was made. On the third day of ownership I pressed the button and nothing. Unable to find a rock of suitable size close-by I figured the Fonz method of repair would work. Nope. Cussing? Nope.

Finally, a tow truck had to be called. Luckily, it was fixed quickly and I'm on my way to being stuck at better places. Like locales with no cell service or people with front teeth. I can't wait!

crashdb · « **Reply #35 on:** May 31, 2011, 03:41:30 PM »

Who wears pants? So overrated!

B.D.F. · « **Reply #36 on:** May 31, 2011, 03:50:43 PM »

TMI. Way, way TMI.

But if you don't wear pants, doesn't your fob rest on the bike's seat?

Brian

Quote from: crashdb on May 31, 2011, 03:41:30 PM

Who wears pants? So overrated!

YoDoc · « **Reply #37 on:** May 31, 2011, 03:51:24 PM »

I only wear them when I absolutely have to, like in McDonald's.

B.D.F. · « **Reply #38 on:** May 31, 2011, 03:57:08 PM »

According to the sign, pants are optional. It is a shirt and shoes that they seem to insist on.

Brian

Quote from: YoDoc on May 31, 2011, 03:51:24 PM

I only wear them when I absolutely have to, like in McDonald's.

crashdb · « **Reply #39 on:** May 31, 2011, 04:17:09 PM »

Quote from: B.D.F. on May 31, 2011, 03:50:43 PM

TMI. Way, way TMI.

But if you don't wear pants, doesn't your fob rest on the bike's seat?

Brian

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