KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!

[stevewfl]

I support this forum and I feel the need to post the most import thing I have ever posted on the past forum:  KiPass rules the earth!


Initially I thought it was the riding gear I chose that allowed my bike (now with over 32,000 flawless miles) to keep on going such as a HONDA bikes.


But I was wrong, it is actually the power of the KiPass.  So much so that I now use KiPass on my bikes and my truck too.

[Kirby]

It is true, one must never underestimate the power of KiPass like I did in the past. Why I still remember having an odd feeling walking through the garage and that I should not get too close to that motorcycle thingy. But I jumped up on it anyway and look what happened to me.... KiPass protects the bike against thieves, bad weather and all kinds of rodents.



Kirby

I support this forum and I feel the need to post the most import thing I have ever posted on the past forum:  KiPass rules the earth!


Initially I thought it was the riding gear I chose that allowed my bike (now with over 32,000 flawless miles) to keep on going such as a HONDA bikes.


But I was wrong, it is actually the power of the KiPass.  So much so that I now use KiPass on my bikes and my truck too.

[bob14]

try leaving it under the pillow ( you might be too young) helps all things get started.
good to see you're still here 

[booger]

try leaving it under the pillow ( you might be too young) helps all things get started.
good to see you're still here 

I thought you were going to say stuff it in your shorts to impress the ladies

[stevewfl]

i don't know about the stuffing it in shorts gig, but i do know that if the public found out about the mad pow-ah of KiPass viagra would be out of business fast 

[B.D.F.]

I have heard that KiPass makes Viagra pills soft. I don't know if that is true or not but it certainly is believable given all of the other, undocumented features of KiPass.

Brian

i don't know about the stuffing it in shorts gig, but i do know that if the public found out about the mad pow-ah of KiPass viagra would be out of business fast 

[ManWorkinghere]

I support this forum and I feel the need to post the most import thing I have ever posted on the past forum:  KiPass rules the earth!


Initially I thought it was the riding gear I chose that allowed my bike (now with over 32,000 flawless miles) to keep on going such as a HONDA bikes.

But I was wrong, it is actually the power of the KiPass.  So much so that I now use KiPass on my bikes and my truck too.

Suffering from "Ki-Pass envy", being a C-10 owner, I obtained through nefarious means, my own KiPass to use with my Windows computer at work.  You can see it here running my laptop and external LCD.  Maybe KiPass should be adopted by Microsoft to keep Windows computers from crashing every day since KiPass keeps so many C-14's from crashing on our roads today?  Food for thought...

Luckily, my MacBook needs no KiPass to manage its operation.

[gflint]

I put the KiPass under my wife's pillow.  She still will not let me sleep at night.

[stevewfl]

Suffering from "Ki-Pass envy", being a C-10 owner, I obtained through nefarious means, my own KiPass to use with my Windows computer at work.  You can see it here running my laptop and external LCD.  Maybe KiPass should be adopted by Microsoft to keep Windows computers from crashing every day since KiPass keeps so many C-14's from crashing on our roads today?  Food for thought...

Luckily, my MacBook needs no KiPass to manage its operation.

NICE!!!

[stevewfl]

I put the KiPass under my wife's pillow.  She still will not let me sleep at night.

[B.D.F.]

One of my old forum quotes was: "KiPass- it is like sex, only good."

Brian

I put the KiPass under my wife's pillow.  She still will not let me sleep at night.

[Kirby]

Normally I am not a big fan of human art but there is something compelling about that. I cannot put my finger on it.... maybe it is the color of the cardboard.

Kirby (Kirby the KiPass maskot)

Suffering from "Ki-Pass envy", being a C-10 owner, I obtained through nefarious means, my own KiPass to use with my Windows computer at work.  You can see it here running my laptop and external LCD.  Maybe KiPass should be adopted by Microsoft to keep Windows computers from crashing every day since KiPass keeps so many C-14's from crashing on our roads today?  Food for thought...

Luckily, my MacBook needs no KiPass to manage its operation.

[stevewfl]

It is true, one must never underestimate the power of KiPass like I did in the past. Why I still remember having an odd feeling walking through the garage and that I should not get too close to that motorcycle thingy. But I jumped up on it anyway and look what happened to me.... KiPass protects the bike against thieves, bad weather and all kinds of rodents.



Kirby

Kirby! 

[sherob]

Ahhhh... KiRatt. 

Good to see your bike is still under the KiPass umbrella, Steve. 

[Kirby]

Easy there, I am a squirrel, not a rat. Rats are slippery and sneaky whereas squirrels are cute and furry..... well, usually furry.

Kirby, the creator of the famous Kirby's KiPass Korrection Kit: something to make a perfect system even better. Sort of like Perfection squared, although only one guy ever could have used it and he ended up making a horrible decision instead of trying the 'kit'.



Kirby

Ahhhh... KiRatt. 

Good to see your bike is still under the KiPass umbrella, Steve. 

[sherob]

Tree ratt... 

[Kirby]

Ground Ape.... 

Kirby

Tree ratt... 

[Bob]

Well since I have resorted to talking to the petrified puppet of The Rhode Island KIPASS regurgitater (AKA Brian), I have to ask for clarification. If KIPASS is perfect (as the rat says), then how can it be made better? If it can be made better, then obviously it could not have been perfect! Even a dead rodent has the foresight to see that the KIPASS system can't be trusted. Otherwise it would not be nessasary for Kirby to come out with his KIPASS insurance rat pack! 
 KIPASS banter with a pseudo dead rodent. What will this come to next in the never ending world of KIPASS threads?   

Easy there, I am a squirrel, not a rat. Rats are slippery and sneaky whereas squirrels are cute and furry..... well, usually furry.

Kirby, the creator of the famous Kirby's KiPass Korrection Kit: something to make a perfect system even better. Sort of like Perfection squared, although only one guy ever could have used it and he ended up making a horrible decision instead of trying the 'kit'.



Kirby

[B.D.F.]

I don't want to bet in-between you and Kirby arguing but..... I can verify that there is nothing pseudo regarding Kirby's state. He really is dead: I tested it by showing him some very provocative photos of female squirrels (easy boys!). No reaction at all. The only thing Kirby is interested in is his nuts, sort of the way you obsess over KiPass.

<chuckle, chuckle>

I will let Kirby expand on the benefits of both KiPass and Kirby's KiPass Korrection Kit. Remember, putting fudge on ice cream doesn't mean that ice cream is bad, just that the combination is even better, just like the K.K.K.K.

Brian

Well since I have resorted to talking to the petrified puppet of The Rhode Island KIPASS regurgitater (AKA Brian), I have to ask for clarification. If KIPASS is perfect (as the rat says), then how can it be made better? If it can be made better, then obviously it could not have been perfect! Even a dead rodent has the foresight to see that the KIPASS system can't be trusted. Otherwise it would not be nessasary for Kirby to come out with his KIPASS insurance rat pack! 
 KIPASS banter with a pseudo dead rodent. What will this come to next in the never ending world of KIPASS threads?   

[gflint]

I am pretty much only intersted in my nuts also.  Kirby must be wise since I am constantly told I am wise.  Or at least I am told my ass is wise.  I am also constantly told to watch my ass, maybe that is why I am so concerned about my nuts, after all the ass and nuts are in fairly close proximity.  Of course I am also told regularly that I am nuts and that I am an ass so I get confused at times.