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Title: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: stevewfl on May 12, 2011, 06:22:47 PM
I support this forum and I feel the need to post the most import thing I have ever posted on the past forum:  KiPass rules the earth!


Initially I thought it was the riding gear I chose that allowed my bike (now with over 32,000 flawless miles) to keep on going such as a HONDA bikes.
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j180/stevewfl/Connie%2014/CIMG0026.jpg)

But I was wrong, it is actually the power of the KiPass.  So much so that I now use KiPass on my bikes and my truck too.
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j180/stevewfl/DSC_0362-1.jpg)

Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: Kirby on May 12, 2011, 06:31:33 PM
It is true, one must never underestimate the power of KiPass like I did in the past. Why I still remember having an odd feeling walking through the garage and that I should not get too close to that motorcycle thingy. But I jumped up on it anyway and look what happened to me.... KiPass protects the bike against thieves, bad weather and all kinds of rodents.

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f82/BDF08012008/Kirbywaiting1.jpg)

Kirby



I support this forum and I feel the need to post the most import thing I have ever posted on the past forum:  KiPass rules the earth!


Initially I thought it was the riding gear I chose that allowed my bike (now with over 32,000 flawless miles) to keep on going such as a HONDA bikes.


But I was wrong, it is actually the power of the KiPass.  So much so that I now use KiPass on my bikes and my truck too.

Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: bob14 on May 12, 2011, 06:41:11 PM
try leaving it under the pillow ( you might be too young) helps all things get started.
good to see you're still here  :thumbs: :thumbs:
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: booger on May 13, 2011, 12:11:56 PM
try leaving it under the pillow ( you might be too young) helps all things get started.
good to see you're still here  :thumbs: :thumbs:

I thought you were going to say stuff it in your shorts to impress the ladies ;D
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: stevewfl on May 13, 2011, 12:59:51 PM
i don't know about the stuffing it in shorts gig, but i do know that if the public found out about the mad pow-ah of KiPass viagra would be out of business fast  ;D
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: B.D.F. on May 13, 2011, 01:08:54 PM
I have heard that KiPass makes Viagra pills soft. I don't know if that is true or not but it certainly is believable given all of the other, undocumented features of KiPass.

Brian



i don't know about the stuffing it in shorts gig, but i do know that if the public found out about the mad pow-ah of KiPass viagra would be out of business fast  ;D
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: ManWorkinghere on May 13, 2011, 01:32:42 PM
I support this forum and I feel the need to post the most import thing I have ever posted on the past forum:  KiPass rules the earth!


Initially I thought it was the riding gear I chose that allowed my bike (now with over 32,000 flawless miles) to keep on going such as a HONDA bikes.

But I was wrong, it is actually the power of the KiPass.  So much so that I now use KiPass on my bikes and my truck too.

Suffering from "Ki-Pass envy", being a C-10 owner, I obtained through nefarious means, my own KiPass to use with my Windows computer at work.  You can see it here running my laptop and external LCD.  Maybe KiPass should be adopted by Microsoft to keep Windows computers from crashing every day since KiPass keeps so many C-14's from crashing on our roads today?  Food for thought...

Luckily, my MacBook needs no KiPass to manage its operation.
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: gflint on May 13, 2011, 01:41:03 PM
I put the KiPass under my wife's pillow.  She still will not let me sleep at night.
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: stevewfl on May 13, 2011, 02:10:28 PM

Suffering from "Ki-Pass envy", being a C-10 owner, I obtained through nefarious means, my own KiPass to use with my Windows computer at work.  You can see it here running my laptop and external LCD.  Maybe KiPass should be adopted by Microsoft to keep Windows computers from crashing every day since KiPass keeps so many C-14's from crashing on our roads today?  Food for thought...

Luckily, my MacBook needs no KiPass to manage its operation.


NICE!!!
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: stevewfl on May 13, 2011, 02:11:16 PM
I put the KiPass under my wife's pillow.  She still will not let me sleep at night.

(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j180/stevewfl/avatars/iconhammer.gif)
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: B.D.F. on May 13, 2011, 02:17:30 PM
One of my old forum quotes was: "KiPass- it is like sex, only good."

Brian


I put the KiPass under my wife's pillow.  She still will not let me sleep at night.
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: Kirby on May 13, 2011, 02:46:59 PM
Normally I am not a big fan of human art but there is something compelling about that. I cannot put my finger on it.... maybe it is the color of the cardboard.

Kirby (Kirby the KiPass maskot)



Suffering from "Ki-Pass envy", being a C-10 owner, I obtained through nefarious means, my own KiPass to use with my Windows computer at work.  You can see it here running my laptop and external LCD.  Maybe KiPass should be adopted by Microsoft to keep Windows computers from crashing every day since KiPass keeps so many C-14's from crashing on our roads today?  Food for thought...

Luckily, my MacBook needs no KiPass to manage its operation.

Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: stevewfl on May 13, 2011, 05:23:18 PM
It is true, one must never underestimate the power of KiPass like I did in the past. Why I still remember having an odd feeling walking through the garage and that I should not get too close to that motorcycle thingy. But I jumped up on it anyway and look what happened to me.... KiPass protects the bike against thieves, bad weather and all kinds of rodents.

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f82/BDF08012008/Kirbywaiting1.jpg)

Kirby

Kirby!  (http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j180/stevewfl/avatars/iconhammer.gif)
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: sherob on May 15, 2011, 11:01:38 AM
Ahhhh... KiRatt.  :o

Good to see your bike is still under the KiPass umbrella, Steve.  ;)
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: Kirby on May 15, 2011, 11:45:34 AM
Easy there, I am a squirrel, not a rat. Rats are slippery and sneaky whereas squirrels are cute and furry..... well, usually furry.

Kirby, the creator of the famous Kirby's KiPass Korrection Kit: something to make a perfect system even better. Sort of like Perfection squared, although only one guy ever could have used it and he ended up making a horrible decision instead of trying the 'kit'.

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f82/BDF08012008/KirbysKiPassKorrectionKit.jpg)

Kirby


Ahhhh... KiRatt.  :o

Good to see your bike is still under the KiPass umbrella, Steve.  ;)
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: sherob on May 15, 2011, 12:34:39 PM
Tree ratt...  ;D
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: Kirby on May 15, 2011, 01:10:38 PM
Ground Ape....  ;D

Kirby


Tree ratt...  ;D
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: Bob on May 15, 2011, 02:17:23 PM
Well since I have resorted to talking to the petrified puppet of The Rhode Island KIPASS regurgitater (AKA Brian), I have to ask for clarification. If KIPASS is perfect (as the rat says), then how can it be made better? If it can be made better, then obviously it could not have been perfect! Even a dead rodent has the foresight to see that the KIPASS system can't be trusted. Otherwise it would not be nessasary for Kirby to come out with his KIPASS insurance rat pack!  :D
 KIPASS banter with a pseudo dead rodent. What will this come to next in the never ending world of KIPASS threads?   :rotflmao:


Easy there, I am a squirrel, not a rat. Rats are slippery and sneaky whereas squirrels are cute and furry..... well, usually furry.

Kirby, the creator of the famous Kirby's KiPass Korrection Kit: something to make a perfect system even better. Sort of like Perfection squared, although only one guy ever could have used it and he ended up making a horrible decision instead of trying the 'kit'.

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f82/BDF08012008/KirbysKiPassKorrectionKit.jpg)

Kirby
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: B.D.F. on May 15, 2011, 02:54:30 PM
I don't want to bet in-between you and Kirby arguing but..... I can verify that there is nothing pseudo regarding Kirby's state. He really is dead: I tested it by showing him some very provocative photos of female squirrels (easy boys!). No reaction at all. The only thing Kirby is interested in is his nuts, sort of the way you obsess over KiPass.

<chuckle, chuckle>

I will let Kirby expand on the benefits of both KiPass and Kirby's KiPass Korrection Kit. Remember, putting fudge on ice cream doesn't mean that ice cream is bad, just that the combination is even better, just like the K.K.K.K.

Brian




Well since I have resorted to talking to the petrified puppet of The Rhode Island KIPASS regurgitater (AKA Brian), I have to ask for clarification. If KIPASS is perfect (as the rat says), then how can it be made better? If it can be made better, then obviously it could not have been perfect! Even a dead rodent has the foresight to see that the KIPASS system can't be trusted. Otherwise it would not be nessasary for Kirby to come out with his KIPASS insurance rat pack!  :D
 KIPASS banter with a pseudo dead rodent. What will this come to next in the never ending world of KIPASS threads?   :rotflmao:
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: gflint on May 15, 2011, 04:55:37 PM
I am pretty much only intersted in my nuts also.  Kirby must be wise since I am constantly told I am wise.  Or at least I am told my ass is wise.  I am also constantly told to watch my ass, maybe that is why I am so concerned about my nuts, after all the ass and nuts are in fairly close proximity.  Of course I am also told regularly that I am nuts and that I am an ass so I get confused at times.
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: stevewfl on May 15, 2011, 10:30:52 PM
Kirby!
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: stevewfl on May 20, 2011, 09:50:44 AM
I saw this critter struggling for its life and thought "if it only had KIPASS, it'd be weaving that web into a gangsta' bandanna and choking the spider to death with it. but with no KiPass it will certainly be eaten!"

(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j180/stevewfl/LR/20110520-DSC_0030.jpg)
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: Rhino on May 20, 2011, 11:12:40 AM
And now we know NASA uses KIPASS:

(http://i897.photobucket.com/albums/ac177/sreinschmidt/shuttlecockpitwithfob.jpg)
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: stevewfl on May 20, 2011, 11:27:57 AM
And now we know NASA uses KIPASS:

(http://i897.photobucket.com/albums/ac177/sreinschmidt/shuttlecockpitwithfob.jpg)

WOW thanks for the positive news (http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j180/stevewfl/bigthumb.gif)
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: maxtog on May 20, 2011, 08:33:37 PM
KiPass protects the bike against thieves, bad weather and all kinds of rodents.

That rat thing is just plain gross
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: B.D.F. on May 23, 2011, 06:10:09 PM
He's not so bad after you get used to him. He also looks better after a couple of drinks....

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f82/BDF08012008/Kirbyrelaxing.jpg)

Brian

That rat thing is just plain gross
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: koval68 on May 23, 2011, 08:07:08 PM
That rat thing is just plain gross
Oh! What a girl!   :)
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRuBbN4YHzgS-N1IxUDDoPkH8rcqLJUmVT5muxoNelskwbZmSm-sg)
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: stevewfl on May 23, 2011, 10:49:29 PM
Oh! What a girl!   :)
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRuBbN4YHzgS-N1IxUDDoPkH8rcqLJUmVT5muxoNelskwbZmSm-sg)


(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j180/stevewfl/avatars/lol.gif)
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: stevewfl on May 28, 2011, 11:04:55 AM
KiPass will be bringing us much needed rain today!
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: YoDoc on May 31, 2011, 01:14:46 PM
How can KiPass help my C10?
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: stevewfl on May 31, 2011, 01:41:58 PM
How can KiPass help my C10?

hmmmm well if you purchase a new KiPass, it will turn your C10 into a C14 (http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j180/stevewfl/bigthumb.gif)
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: YoDoc on May 31, 2011, 02:03:45 PM
hmmmm well if you purchase a new KiPass, it will turn your C10 into a C14 (http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j180/stevewfl/bigthumb.gif)

LOL... I walked into that one.
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: B.D.F. on May 31, 2011, 02:20:41 PM
Aren't you going to tell him about the fuel tank filling by itself overnight too? Oh wait, are you just going to introduce him to KiPass one marvelous step at a time?

Brian


hmmmm well if you purchase a new KiPass, it will turn your C10 into a C14 (http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j180/stevewfl/bigthumb.gif)
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: crashdb on May 31, 2011, 03:20:39 PM
Absolutely!  KiPass is not just for Kawasakis!  How is that, you say?  Well lemme tell you.

I picked up my new VW a week ago.  Now VW had become jealous of Kawasaki's technological gadgetry and decided to implement they're own version.  I believe it's called "NocrAnk."  I was all happy with it because KiPass has provided me with many miles of key-free bliss.  I had no doubt that the VW would do the same.  The key stays in the pocket just like KiPass and you just press the buttons and the car unlocks, locks and starts.  But it seems that Kirby may've been working part-time at the VW factory the day my car was made.  On the third day of ownership I pressed the button and nothing.  Unable to find a rock of suitable size close-by I figured the Fonz method of repair would work.  Nope.  Cussing?  Nope. 

Finally, a tow truck had to be called.  Luckily, it was fixed quickly and I'm on my way to being stuck at better places.  Like locales with no cell service or people with front teeth.  I can't wait!   ;D
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: Kirby on May 31, 2011, 03:38:31 PM
Wow doggie, that isn't KiPass, it must be VoPass or some such imitator. Genuine KiPass doesn't fail and I don't work on anything else. So you, your rock and your cage all have to go somewhere else to complain.

One other thought though, did you have all your fobs in your pants at the same time? Maybe you grabbed the wrong fob? If your pulse went way up that might have been the problem all along. Your humans and your pants trouble.

Kirby


Absolutely!  KiPass is not just for Kawasakis!  How is that, you say?  Well lemme tell you.

I picked up my new VW a week ago.  Now VW had become jealous of Kawasaki's technological gadgetry and decided to implement they're own version.  I believe it's called "NocrAnk."  I was all happy with it because KiPass has provided me with many miles of key-free bliss.  I had no doubt that the VW would do the same.  The key stays in the pocket just like KiPass and you just press the buttons and the car unlocks, locks and starts.  But it seems that Kirby may've been working part-time at the VW factory the day my car was made.  On the third day of ownership I pressed the button and nothing.  Unable to find a rock of suitable size close-by I figured the Fonz method of repair would work.  Nope.  Cussing?  Nope. 

Finally, a tow truck had to be called.  Luckily, it was fixed quickly and I'm on my way to being stuck at better places.  Like locales with no cell service or people with front teeth.  I can't wait!   ;D
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: crashdb on May 31, 2011, 03:41:30 PM
Who wears pants?  So overrated!
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: B.D.F. on May 31, 2011, 03:50:43 PM
TMI. Way, way TMI.

But if you don't wear pants, doesn't your fob rest on the bike's seat?

Brian


Who wears pants?  So overrated!
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: YoDoc on May 31, 2011, 03:51:24 PM
I only wear them when I absolutely have to, like in McDonald's.
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: B.D.F. on May 31, 2011, 03:57:08 PM
According to the sign, pants are optional. It is a shirt and shoes that they seem to insist on.

Brian


I only wear them when I absolutely have to, like in McDonald's.
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: crashdb on May 31, 2011, 04:17:09 PM
TMI. Way, way TMI.

But if you don't wear pants, doesn't your fob rest on the bike's seat?

Brian

Close.
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: Rawman on May 31, 2011, 05:45:07 PM
TMI. Way, way TMI.

But if you don't wear pants, doesn't your fob rest on the bike's seat?

Brian
Mine keeps getting burned by the exhaust, freakin OUCH!
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: YoDoc on May 31, 2011, 06:05:25 PM
According to the sign, pants are optional. It is a shirt and shoes that they seem to insist on.

Brian

It may not be on the sign, but they sure do frown on doing the No Pants Dance in the dining room.
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: Rawman on May 31, 2011, 06:12:48 PM
This is reminding me of General Larry Platt.....


Pants On The Ground American Idol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwhl4IrPNc#)
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: YoDoc on May 31, 2011, 06:16:56 PM
Hahaha!
Title: Re: KIPASS: Its not only for Kawasaki's!
Post by: stevewfl on May 31, 2011, 11:59:03 PM
My KiPass freed all the gators here and killed all thye zOmBies!

(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j180/stevewfl/Connie%2014/180311_1607890673947_1136592280_31399029_1127672_n.jpg)