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Offline gPink

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Male Logic
« on: March 07, 2012, 04:46:37 PM »
This should be very clear to all male readers, but
female readers may need to read it several times

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me
and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

(I'm sure you're going back to read this again -
- as this is the root of most marriage problems!!)
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Offline Bosco

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Re: Male Logic
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2012, 07:05:55 PM »
 I've been there :hitfan:
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Re: Male Logic
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2012, 10:16:50 AM »
I would have brought back 1 milk and 6 cartons of eggs.
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Re: Male Logic
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2012, 04:30:23 PM »
I would have brought home a 12 pack of beer for me and a dozen roses for her, she'd see the flowers and forgive me and I'd be happy drinking my beer...  :)
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Re: Male Logic
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2012, 05:13:33 AM »
Quote from: ZG on March 09, 2012, 04:30:23 PM
I would have brought home a 12 pack of beer for me and a dozen roses for her, she'd see the flowers and forgive me and I'd be happy drinking my beer...  :)

But what about the milk and eggs for breakfast?
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Re: Male Logic
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2012, 09:34:32 AM »
Quote from: Conrad on March 10, 2012, 05:13:33 AM
But what about the milk and eggs for breakfast?

I'd make her go up to the store and get em...
 
"Oh, and while you're there honey can you pick me up some more beer, I'm out again."  ;)
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Re: Male Logic
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2012, 09:44:52 AM »
Quote from: gPink on March 07, 2012, 04:46:37 PM
This should be very clear to all male readers, but
female readers may need to read it several times

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me
and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

(I'm sure you're going back to read this again -
- as this is the root of most marriage problems!!)

I don't get it. Why did the wife want 6 cartons of milk only if the grocer had eggs? ;D
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Offline jim_de_hunter

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Re: Male Logic
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2012, 08:44:40 PM »
Quote from: Rhino on March 10, 2012, 09:44:52 AM
I don't get it. Why did the wife want 6 cartons of milk only if the grocer had eggs? ;D


If the grocer had eggs it meant that the milk was fresh... obviously.  It's the same reason that women have 6 different kinds of mascara.

I know.  I don't understand it either but if I pretend to, I have a better chance of gettin' breakfast in the morning.
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Re: Male Logic
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2012, 03:43:08 AM »
Quote from: jim_de_hunter on March 10, 2012, 08:44:40 PM

If the grocer had eggs it meant that the milk was fresh... obviously.  It's the same reason that women have 6 different kinds of mascara.

I know.  I don't understand it either but if I pretend to, I have a better chance of gettin' breakfast in the morning.

LOL!  :rotflmao:
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Re: Male Logic
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2012, 05:40:04 AM »
Quote from: Conrad on March 09, 2012, 10:16:50 AM
I would have brought back 1 milk and 6 cartons of eggs.

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Re: Male Logic
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2012, 11:09:39 AM »
Why is she asking ME to go to the store?  Cyclegear doesn't carry milk or eggs and the eggs Cabelas carries are meant to be put on a hook :)
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