Author Topic: The Aisle Seat  (Read 2151 times)

Offline turbojoe78

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The Aisle Seat
« on: April 16, 2015, 05:29:52 AM »
Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window
seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.

Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and 
was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get
up and get a coke.'  'Don't get up,' said the Marine 'I'm in the aisle
seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and
spat in it.  When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said,
'That looks good. I'd really like one too.' Again, the Marine obligingly
went to fetch it.  While he was gone the other Arab picked up the
Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned they
all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew
immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors,
 
'Why does it have to be this way?'
'How long must this go on?  This fighting between our nations?  This hatred?
 
This animosity?  This spitting in shoes and ....... pissing in cokes?'
 
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Offline Charliedog

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Re: The Aisle Seat
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2015, 06:41:59 PM »
BOO YA

As seen on a personalized license plate on a pickup truck in Texas......
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Offline Conrad

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Re: The Aisle Seat
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2015, 05:25:13 AM »
 :thumbs:
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Re: The Aisle Seat
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2015, 01:26:28 PM »
 :rotflmao: OORAH!

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Re: The Aisle Seat
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2015, 01:31:35 PM »
I didn't know that Marines flew on Air Force One.  ::)
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