My understanding is that you're NOT supposed to do any settings while the center stand OR side stand is being used. It's at least a 2 person job, and 3 will be even more accurate since you don' t have to balance the bike yourself.
You need to bounce the bike a bit with nobody sitting on it, then measure...that's the STATIC number. Now get on the bike, with all your gear and helmet on, bounce around to make sure the suspension is not binding, etc. and measure again. Subtract the two numbers and then adjust until you're at 30mm front and rear.
Don't go by spreadsheets, unless you are the exact same build as the author, with the exact same body positioning on the bike. In other words, throw the spreadsheet away.
Just like shoes, gloves, girls...everyone has their own preferences...trust your measurement and numbers, not someone else's numbers.