Dear Abby

[Reid]

DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING:
 
Dear Abby,
>>>>>      A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.  One is a
>>>>> middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her
>>>>> mid-twenties.  These two women go everywhere together, and I've
>>>>> never seen a man go into or leave their apartment.  Do you think
>>>>> they could be Lebanese?
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Dear Abby,
>>>>>      What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and
>>>>> Violence on my VCR?
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>>  Dear Abby,
>>>>>    I have a man I can't trust.  He cheats so much, I'm not even
>>>>> sure the baby I'm carrying is his..
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>>  Dear Abby,
>>>>>      I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on
>>>>> the pill for two years.  It's getting expensive and I think my
>>>>> boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well
>>>>> enough to discuss money with him.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>>  Dear Abby,
>>>>>    I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and
>>>>> when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said
>>>>> it would never happen again.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>>  Dear Abby,
>>>>>      Our son writes that he is taking Judo.  Why would a boy who
>>>>> was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>>  Dear Abby,
>>>>>    I joined the Navy to see the world.  I've seen it.  Now how do
>>>>> I get out?
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>>   Dear Abby,
>>>>>      My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00
>>>>> an hour every week for two and a half years.  He must be crazy.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>>  Dear Abby,
>>>>>    I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he
>>>>> drank until one night he came home sober.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Dear Abby,
>>>>>   My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going
>>>>> through mental pause.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>>  Dear Abby,
>>>>>     You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex
>>>>> to send him to a doctor.  Well, my husband lost all interest in
>>>>> sex and he is a doctor.  Now what do I do?
 
 Unfortunately, these people can vote!!
 
 

[MrPepsi]

"Dear abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?"

[DannyL]

"Dear abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. ............
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?"

I haven't laughed this hard in a while!