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Offline turbojoe78

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Divorced Barbie 2014
« on: December 03, 2014, 06:29:14 AM »
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
 
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
 
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
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Offline jimmymac

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Re: Divorced Barbie 2014
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2014, 07:36:50 AM »
Sounds about right. :finger_fing11:
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Offline Rhino

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Re: Divorced Barbie 2014
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2014, 10:09:54 AM »
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Offline connie14boy

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Re: Divorced Barbie 2014
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2014, 11:12:00 AM »
Fabulous, a better joke was never made.
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Offline Charlie747

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Re: Divorced Barbie 2014
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2014, 04:22:58 PM »
 :chugbeer: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :goodpost:
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Offline wahrsuul

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Re: Divorced Barbie 2014
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2014, 04:46:40 AM »
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her all her friends?
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Re: Divorced Barbie 2014
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2014, 05:17:38 AM »
I don't even want to imagine losing my wife.  Never mind losing my bikes.
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Re: Divorced Barbie 2014
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2014, 07:04:40 AM »
Divorces are so expensive because thet are worth it
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Re: Divorced Barbie 2014
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2014, 04:31:33 AM »
Quote from: twowheeladdict on December 05, 2014, 05:17:38 AM
I don't even want to imagine losing my wife.  Never mind losing my bikes.

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