On the subject of Colonoscopies...

[turbojoe78]

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous.....
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was
performing their colonoscopies.

1.. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!'

2.. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

3.. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

4.. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

5.. 'You know, in  Arkansas, we're now legally married.'

6.. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

7.. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

8.. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9.. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'

10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'

          And the best one of all:

13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

[Conrad]

(Lookin' Up My) Back Door

[Conrad]

Homer's Colonoscopy

[qman]

I actually put a note between my cheeks that said "one way, do not enter", He thought that was great, and told me he had a woman in the week before that had drawn a target on her but.
If you don't laugh, you'll cry.
Now I know what it feels like to have tape worm.

[timsatx]

When I had it done I was completely out. The doc just said I am going to give you this and then this. Next thing I knew I woke up in bed wondering when we going to start.

[tweeter55]

And mine was the complete opposite. They gave me something to relax, I walked into the procedure room and laid down on the table. Doc comes in & wants to know if I wanted to watch. Of course, say I. Monitor right in front of me. Got to see the whole (hole) thing. Worse part was that awful tasting crap beforehand.

[gPink]

Sounds like you should have washed your hands.

[qman]

Sounds like you should have washed your hands.

lol