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Title: It's a dog's life
Post by: gPink on June 19, 2012, 08:48:46 AM

It's just dawned on me....

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup,
and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house
that is much larger than he needs
and he is not required to do any upkeep..

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever..

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick .......




OMG! - I think my dog is a member of Congress!

Title: Re: It's a dog's life
Post by: DenverC-14 on June 19, 2012, 08:23:03 PM

 :chugbeer: :thumbs:

Title: Re: It's a dog's life
Post by: Conrad on June 20, 2012, 05:14:41 AM

You shouldn't insult your dog that way Gary!

Title: Re: It's a dog's life
Post by: gPink on June 20, 2012, 05:43:45 AM

When I die I want to come back as my dog.

Title: Re: It's a dog's life
Post by: Conrad on June 20, 2012, 08:02:23 AM

I want to come back as her dog...

(http://www.animationsa2z.com/attachments/Image/sexy/fs12.jpg)

Title: Re: It's a dog's life
Post by: gPink on June 20, 2012, 09:09:41 AM

 :thumbs: