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Title: Shortest books
Post by: BackInTheSaddle on June 08, 2012, 10:03:02 PM

World's Shortest Books
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
______________________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
_________________
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
_____________________________________
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
_______________________________________
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
_________________________________________
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
and foreward by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
____________________________________________________
HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
________________________________________________________
And the shortest book of them all.......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama

Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: papaboomboom on June 11, 2012, 09:42:18 AM

Actually the shortest book in the world was written by a group of scientists at M.I.T.  It has a cover and title but no words:

"The Real Teaching of Christ"

Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: mjrfd99 on June 18, 2012, 08:14:10 AM

Learn to swim.  By Rodney King.

Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: sherob on June 18, 2012, 09:31:00 AM

How To Dominate WSBK and MotoGP by William G. Davidson

Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: tweeter55 on June 18, 2012, 11:07:59 AM

How to win the World Series by the Chicago Cubs.

Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: ZG on June 18, 2012, 06:31:00 PM

Quote from: tweeter55 on June 18, 2012, 11:07:59 AM

How to win the World Series by the Chicago Cubs.

 :o  Ouch!  :rotflmao:

Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: quickwilly on June 18, 2012, 07:37:35 PM

Quote from: mjrfd99 on June 18, 2012, 08:14:10 AM

Learn to swim.  By Rodney King.

Too Soon?????  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: ZG on June 18, 2012, 09:03:10 PM

Quote from: quickwilly on June 18, 2012, 07:37:35 PM

Too Soon? ??? ?  ;D ;D ;D

 
 :-X :-X :-X
 
Ok, I can't hold it in anymore...  :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Rick Hall on June 18, 2012, 09:43:36 PM

Great motorcycle websites I know.

Rick

Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BruceR on June 18, 2012, 09:56:04 PM

The Complete Guide to Manly Dances

Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Necron99 on June 28, 2012, 05:59:42 AM

Dancing (the right kind of dancing) is an easy recipe to panty removal....  Just saying.