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Title: Serious problem!!
Post by: Mettler1 on December 19, 2011, 10:28:15 PM

Letter to the forum...

Hi guys, I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot.

I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the garage behind the motorcycle. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
 It was at that moment I was crouched behind the Connie and noticed a crack in the fairing. Can I weld the plastic or do I have to replace the whole piece? 

 

Title: Re: Serious problem!!
Post by: sas mayhem on December 19, 2011, 10:30:11 PM

HOLY **** !!!! ROTFLMAO !!! :rotflmao:

Cheers
Ron

Title: Re: Serious problem!!
Post by: CRocker on December 20, 2011, 12:14:44 AM

Depends on how bad the crack is...

Title: Re: Serious problem!!
Post by: stevewfl on December 20, 2011, 01:11:12 AM

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Title: Re: Serious problem!!
Post by: gPink on December 20, 2011, 04:29:23 AM

If the driver of the car was male I would say he would replace the whole thing. If the the driver was female you might be able to massage the crack til it comes together.

Title: Re: Serious problem!!
Post by: Pfloydgad on December 20, 2011, 07:02:15 PM

Quote from: CRocker on December 20, 2011, 12:14:44 AM

Depends on how bad the crack is...

I am absoluetly, positively, unequivocably,
NOT going to chase this one.
Ride safe all,
Greg