Kawasaki Concours Forum
Mish mash => Funny Pages => Topic started by: Rick Hall on December 10, 2011, 11:22:18 PM
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A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of vehicle accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by asshats who drink bottled water, Tim's™, soda, juice, energy drinks and shot like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by someone who is a drinker and worries about your safety.
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I'll drink to that!
:chugbeer:
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Hey! You can't argue with math! :rotflmao:
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Thanks for thinking of us all Rick!!!! 8)
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Look out for the ones with a Starbucks in one hand and phone in the other... :chugbeer:
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Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
Look out for the ones with a Starbucks in one hand and phone in the other...
It's the mocha-latte, always-texting, distracted drivers to beware of...
8)
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Hey Rick, you got something there. :o
I never thought of it that way.
Ride safe, Ted
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Hey Rick, you got something there. :o
I never thought of it that way.
Hard to argue with the numbers ;)
Rick
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Next round is on me all.
RSA,
Greg