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Mish mash => Funny Pages => Topic started by: sherob on September 23, 2011, 12:22:53 PM

Title: Stuck In Traffic...
Post by: sherob on September 23, 2011, 12:22:53 PM
Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on my window. I roll down the window and ask, "What's going on?".  He says "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse each one of them in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going car to car, taking up a collection."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" I ask. The man replies, "About a gallon."  ;D
Title: Re: Stuck In Traffic...
Post by: Son of Pappy on September 23, 2011, 12:27:22 PM
 ;DI have a 14 gallon tank, do I send it to the House, Senate, or Pennsylvania Ave?

Bold prediction, crystal ball is glowing brightly, Mr Loctite will be around shortly, (I'll see ya in the Arena ;))