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Mish mash => Funny Pages => Topic started by: Conrad on September 13, 2011, 08:58:24 AM

Title: I think my dog is a member of Congress...
Post by: Conrad on September 13, 2011, 08:58:24 AM
 It's just dawned on me !!

 My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
 He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
 His meals are provided at no cost to him.
 He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
 For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
 He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
 If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
 He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
 He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
 He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
 All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
 I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick .......
Title: Re: I think my dog is a member of Congress...
Post by: Outback_Jon on September 13, 2011, 09:06:43 AM
But, unlike Congresscritters, your dog probably listens to you once in a while.   ;D
Title: Re: I think my dog is a member of Congress...
Post by: DonB on September 13, 2011, 09:32:33 AM
ya but your dog will lick your face and congress only licks



themself
Title: Re: I think my dog is a member of Congress...
Post by: Pfloydgad on September 18, 2011, 08:31:18 AM
And with all that, you still have to clean up his S*it.
What a Country we live in.
Greg