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Title: Obsessive
Post by: EZ on August 15, 2016, 04:56:40 PM
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, (from Toronto) Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, (from Montreal ) Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce (form North Bay): "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, (from Newfoundland) Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.
 
Title: Re: Obsessive
Post by: gPink on August 15, 2016, 05:50:27 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Obsessive
Post by: Hooligan on August 15, 2016, 10:59:22 PM
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Obsessive
Post by: Deziner on August 16, 2016, 12:08:02 AM
Was her last name Johnson?  ::)
Title: Re: Obsessive
Post by: kwakrider on August 16, 2016, 01:35:08 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Obsessive
Post by: Rhino on August 16, 2016, 08:04:34 AM
 :rotflmao: Excellent!