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Title: What not to say to your wife in bed
Post by: Delfox on February 07, 2016, 09:29:31 AM

I kept getting hints the missus was up for a night of passion,so once bed i thought a little bit of foreplay first,after 15 minutes or so she said with a smile "mmmm your taking your time".
 I quickly replied (not thinking) "Sorry i cant think of anyone"

Title: Re: What not to say to your wife in bed
Post by: Conrad on February 07, 2016, 09:40:07 AM

And never, ever say this to her.

Your sister likes it that way too...

Title: Re: What not to say to your wife in bed
Post by: Deziner on February 07, 2016, 09:57:02 AM

Or: "The babysitter does this thing with her....."

Title: Re: What not to say to your wife in bed
Post by: just gone on February 07, 2016, 10:07:40 AM

or: Sorry dear, I'm just looking for the remote. I wanted to check the ESPN scores before turning in.

Title: Re: What not to say to your wife in bed
Post by: tweeter55 on February 07, 2016, 07:48:08 PM

Quote from: fartymarty on February 07, 2016, 10:07:40 AM

or: Sorry dear, I'm just looking for the remote. I wanted to check the ESPN scores before turning in.

Quote from: Deziner on February 07, 2016, 09:57:02 AM

Or: "The babysitter does this thing with her....."

Quote from: Conrad on February 07, 2016, 09:40:07 AM

Your sister likes it that way too...

Quote from: Delfox on February 07, 2016, 09:29:31 AM

 I quickly replied (not thinking) "Sorry i cant think of anyone"

And that's when the fight started.

Title: Re: What not to say to your wife in bed
Post by: Deziner on February 07, 2016, 09:01:40 PM

Quote from: tweeter55 on February 07, 2016, 07:48:08 PM

And that's when the fight started.

No, the fight started when she asked "Does this dress make my butt look big?" and I replied "No, it does that all by itself."