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Title: This Unicorn Changed the Way I Poop
Post by: Conrad on November 17, 2015, 04:45:38 AM

WTF?   :o This isn't a joke! (no, I haven't changed the way I poop but you may)    :pukeface:

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Soft serve anyone?

Title: Re: This Unicorn Changed the Way I Poop
Post by: tweeter55 on November 17, 2015, 06:12:32 AM

I don't know about anyone else, but I worry about you Conrad.

Title: Re: This Unicorn Changed the Way I Poop
Post by: VirginiaJim on November 17, 2015, 06:24:10 AM

As do all of us...

Title: Re: This Unicorn Changed the Way I Poop
Post by: Rhino on November 17, 2015, 07:23:06 AM

I don't always eat ice cream, but when I do I only eat ice cream made from cows milk. Just saying...

Title: Re: This Unicorn Changed the Way I Poop
Post by: Conrad on November 17, 2015, 11:42:59 AM

Quote from: tweeter55 on November 17, 2015, 06:12:32 AM

I don't know about anyone else, but I worry about you Conrad.

Thanks for your concern guys. I've been self medicating and I'm working on the dosage...    ;)

Title: Re: This Unicorn Changed the Way I Poop
Post by: B.D.F. on November 17, 2015, 12:38:15 PM

Ah, it is OK Conrad, you are in good company. Frank Lloyd Wright put some really odd, extremely low toilets in Falling Water back in the 1930's. Seriously- they are about 7" or 8" off the floor and they look like one would just about have to lay down to use one. Some idea along a similar line to your Unicorn device, something about straightening the.... er, 'tract' out while 'using' it resulted in better.... er, 'use'. They look uncomfortable at best, unusable at worst and I gotta' say, I would imagine when boys used them (in mode 1) they would make an absolute mess of the floor, your shoes, the walls, etc.

Now we all know Mr. Wright was an uber- genius and could do no wrong but really, I think he was kinda' dumb as geniuses go.... even dumb by normal standards. So do the engineers working on trying to minimize the leaking roofs and prevent the entire structure from crumbling 'cause it was designed so badly in the first place. But cool toilets.... in a lay- down, wacky sort of way.

Brian

Quote from: Conrad on November 17, 2015, 11:42:59 AM

Thanks for your concern guys. I've been self medicating and I'm working on the dosage...    ;)

Title: Re: This Unicorn Changed the Way I Poop
Post by: CRocker on November 17, 2015, 04:00:35 PM

Quote from: Conrad on November 17, 2015, 11:42:59 AM

Thanks for your concern guys. I've been self medicating and I'm working on the dosage...    ;)

We have the dosage figured out here in Colorado...but...I really don't know if it's going to help... ;)

Title: Re: This Unicorn Changed the Way I Poop
Post by: Conrad on November 19, 2015, 09:31:03 AM

Quote from: CRocker on November 17, 2015, 04:00:35 PM

We have the dosage figured out here in Colorado...but...I really don't know if it's going to help... ;)

It almost always helps...   ;)

Or put another way, it can't hurt.    8)