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Mish mash => Funny Pages => Topic started by: Classvino on July 16, 2015, 11:54:03 AM

Title: This should be adopted by all airports.
Post by: Classvino on July 16, 2015, 11:54:03 AM

TEL AVIV,  Israel -

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials. 

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.  Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight 670 to  London"

 :rotflmao:

Jamie

Title: Re: This should be adopted by all airports.
Post by: gPink on July 16, 2015, 01:24:50 PM

 :thumbs:

I like it.

Title: Re: This should be adopted by all airports.
Post by: Sgt Mac on July 16, 2015, 06:58:07 PM

Having been through Ben-Gurion I'd prefer that over the **** you have to go through if you are 'randomly' selected to endure additional 'security screening'. Standard practice was to show 4 hours prior.