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Title: THE POWER OF BEER AND DEEP THINKING
Post by: turbojoe78 on June 09, 2015, 04:55:38 PM
It's just a guy thing . . . . . . but I like his thinking!
 
 
 
What deep thinkers we men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would then lead to other questions.

Finally, I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I arrived at the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is clearly more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.
Time for another beer.
Title: Re: THE POWER OF BEER AND DEEP THINKING
Post by: VirginiaJim on June 09, 2015, 05:34:11 PM
 :rotflmao:
Title: Re: THE POWER OF BEER AND DEEP THINKING
Post by: Charlie747 on June 10, 2015, 02:20:16 AM
Now that is serious deep thinking  :thumbs: :chugbeer: :chugbeer:..................your so right  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Title: Re: THE POWER OF BEER AND DEEP THINKING
Post by: Conrad on June 10, 2015, 05:13:12 AM
 :rotflmao:

Adding another  :rotflmao:   this one from my wife.
Title: Re: THE POWER OF BEER AND DEEP THINKING
Post by: Rhino on June 10, 2015, 07:08:41 AM
 :rotflmao: Absolutly G** D*** right!