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Mish mash => Funny Pages => Topic started by: tweeter55 on May 20, 2015, 05:10:32 PM

Title: A new mosque being built in Toronto?
Post by: tweeter55 on May 20, 2015, 05:10:32 PM

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario , says:

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."

"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the
 mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."


"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent
 to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs."

"Across the street there could be a lingerie store called " Victoria Keeps
 Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods", and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."

"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
 demand of us."

Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this
 on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is either
 past your bedtime, or its midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.

Title: Re: A new mosque being built in Toronto?
Post by: Walker18 on May 21, 2015, 07:06:49 AM

Ohh, I just love a good bitch slap!  8)

Title: Re: A new mosque being built in Toronto?
Post by: leisyman on May 21, 2015, 10:11:11 AM

EXACTLY!

Title: Re: A new mosque being built in Toronto?
Post by: twowheeladdict on May 21, 2015, 06:44:07 PM

Not sure if this belongs in the funny pages.  Should be a requirement that the mosques have to comply with.  Just like developers having to set aside wetlands and other natural areas along with their developments.  8)

Title: Re: A new mosque being built in Toronto?
Post by: turbojoe78 on May 22, 2015, 05:42:49 AM

After reading it I just had to smile and laugh to myself, that's why I put it here.

Title: Re: A new mosque being built in Toronto?
Post by: stevewfl on May 22, 2015, 07:05:33 AM

this guy is going to be mad  ;D

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EF4eX9Y3-hs/UnITWUol23I/AAAAAAAAKtQ/O7vMhjM3CcM/s400/silence+I+kill+you.jpg)

Title: Re: A new mosque being built in Toronto?
Post by: sanmo on May 22, 2015, 10:43:37 AM

Only thing missing from the list of good neighbors is a cartoon drawing contest.  :o

I find religious extremism of any stripe, quite tiresome.

Title: Re: A new mosque being built in Toronto?
Post by: AlbertaDoug on May 29, 2015, 09:49:00 PM

Kudos to Mr Macdonald and anyone else willing to bring a little satire to this willful attemp to use our tolerance and laws to further their cause.