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Title: Chinese sick leave
Post by: tweeter55 on December 21, 2014, 07:55:20 PM

     Ho Chow calls into work and says, "I no come work today. I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache & legs hurt, I no come work"
     His boss says, "I really need you, today. When I feel sick, I go to my wife & tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
     Two hours later, Ho Chow calls again, "I do what you say & feel great, I be at work soon.....You got nice house."

Title: Re: Chinese sick leave
Post by: gPink on December 22, 2014, 03:41:42 AM

Wife suk but you got nice house.  :)

Title: Re: Chinese sick leave
Post by: Charlie747 on December 22, 2014, 04:11:01 AM

 :rotflmao:

Title: Re: Chinese sick leave
Post by: AlbertaDoug on December 22, 2014, 06:04:56 AM

 ;D :finger_fing11: :rotflmao: :chugbeer:

Title: Re: Chinese sick leave
Post by: jimmymac on December 22, 2014, 08:25:11 AM

That's gotta be the oldest one in the book. ;D

Title: Re: Chinese sick leave
Post by: Rhino on December 22, 2014, 02:49:32 PM

Oldie but goodie  :rotflmao: