Kawasaki Concours Forum
Mish mash => Funny Pages => Topic started by: turbojoe78 on December 03, 2014, 06:29:14 AM
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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
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Sounds about right. :finger_fing11:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Fabulous, a better joke was never made.
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:chugbeer: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :goodpost:
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her all her friends?
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I don't even want to imagine losing my wife. Never mind losing my bikes.
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Divorces are so expensive because thet are worth it
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I don't even want to imagine losing my wife. Never mind losing my bikes.
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