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Title: Rye Bread
Post by: Rhino on December 02, 2014, 08:54:56 AM

Rye Bread
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. 
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the sales lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this $hit but me."

Title: Re: Rye Bread
Post by: BackInTheSaddle on December 02, 2014, 09:37:24 AM

 :rotflmao:

Title: Re: Rye Bread
Post by: Conrad on December 11, 2014, 06:46:46 AM

Quote from: R19mi on December 11, 2014, 06:13:13 AM

Thanks Thaimo.  Yeah that was silly - one cant bake rye bread without rye flour.  Well, I have not been exposed to that kind of flour yet simply because it cannot be found here.  But Ill keep looking.  I bake the old fashioned way, and Ill try lvdkeyes white yeast bread recipe.

Who is Thaimo and Ivdkeyes?  ???

I bake bread too. I just bought a new bread machine, my third, I wore the first two out. I'm not a fan of rye bread at all.

Title: Re: Rye Bread
Post by: tweeter55 on December 11, 2014, 11:42:39 AM

Quote from: Conrad on December 11, 2014, 06:46:46 AM

I'm not a fan of rye bread at all.

So, you don't mind not having any stamina/energy, Conrad? :chugbeer:

Title: Re: Rye Bread
Post by: Rhino on December 11, 2014, 12:45:28 PM

Quote from: Conrad on December 11, 2014, 06:46:46 AM

I'm not a fan of rye bread at all.

But what does your wife think about it?  ;D

Title: Re: Rye Bread
Post by: Conrad on December 12, 2014, 04:47:04 AM

Quote from: tweeter55 on December 11, 2014, 11:42:39 AM

So, you don't mind not having any stamina/energy, Conrad? :chugbeer:

Quote from: Rhino on December 11, 2014, 12:45:28 PM

But what does your wife think about it?  ;D

So far (@56) I have no problems with either one. No problems with stamina, energy, or my wife.   ;)

I'll keep the rye bread in mind though, just in case...

Remember the old joke about rolling her (um, not talking about my wife here, let's be clear on that!  ;) ) in flour and looking for the wet spot? Would rye flour work ok for this?   :-X

Title: Re: Rye Bread
Post by: gPink on December 12, 2014, 05:22:25 AM

You must share. I don't think I've heard that one.

Title: Re: Rye Bread
Post by: Conrad on December 18, 2014, 09:46:53 AM

Quote from: gPink on December 12, 2014, 05:22:25 AM

You must share. I don't think I've heard that one.

you asked for it...

Your momma is so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Title: Re: Rye Bread
Post by: SevenAce on December 18, 2014, 09:59:16 AM

Funny Funny Funny


I move to start a Yo Momma thread. It is Christmas after all!