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Mish mash => Funny Pages => Topic started by: tweeter55 on September 13, 2014, 10:11:35 AM
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http://www.squattypotty.com/ (http://www.squattypotty.com/)
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Ahahahahahahhahahhahh What morons! what they don't tell you is that you can get the same effect by leaning forward! Duh!
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Wow, that was informative.. I can see it now, toilet farkles. The saddle seat, complete with horn and reclining stirrups.. Poop like a cowboy, 'lil buckaroo!
Ok, going back in the garage now..
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No, No, NO! THIS is the way you go.....http://bumperdumper.com/ (http://bumperdumper.com/)
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No, No, NO! THIS is the way you go.....http://bumperdumper.com/ (http://bumperdumper.com/)
:rotflmao: They have T-shirts!! :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:finger_fing11: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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No, No, NO! THIS is the way you go.....http://bumperdumper.com/ (http://bumperdumper.com/)
(281) Houston area code... LOL!!!!
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But how do you keep the newspaper on your lap while you read the sports section?
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I happen to use a Squatty Potty. after years of hemi trouble and colon issues, the SP has helped my problems a lot! it is NOT just like leaning forward, it elevates your legs and is very much like the method used in Asian countries in their public facilities.
please don't rag on something you know nothing about.
thank you
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Hey tweeter, I guess this non pc crap's not funny any more. Lot of this going around lately.
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It all comes out in the end ::)
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Hey tweeter, I guess this non pc crap's not funny any more. Lot of this going around lately.
I thought I put it in the funny pages. What does one expect!
I just lost my wife to medical issues 4 weeks ago, so I'm not immune to the seriousness of medical problems, but, people, we've got to lighten up here.
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after years of hemi trouble
That's why I stick with Ford. ;) ;D
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regardless of my hemi issues, i fail to see what is funny about human defecation habits.
this smacks of something my 4 year old grandson might think funny.
are the folks here grownups?
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regardless of my hemi issues, i fail to see what is funny about human defecation habits.
this smacks of something my 4 year old grandson might think funny.
are the folks here grownups?
Max? Is that you? :-\
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regardless of my hemi issues, i fail to see what is funny about human defecation habits.
this smacks of something my 4 year old grandson might think funny.
are the folks here grownups?
Dude, we all have problems, some more serious than others. If you cant laugh about it, it's gonna eat you alive, adjust, and move on. Chastising will only send the wrong message. If we don't meet your criteria I politely suggest another forum. I boldly recommend the COG forum. If you can see through some of our childish humor I think you will see we are genuine folks here to help each other. I could discuss my roids, but I would just as soon keep that private.
Not meant to chase you away, but if that is the way you take it, it was meant to be.
Chet
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regardless of my hemi issues, i fail to see what is funny about human defecation habits.
this smacks of something my 4 year old grandson might think funny.
are the folks here grownups?
In thinking seriously about the issue at hand......no. We're all 12 year olds or younger. :)
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In thinking seriously about the issue at hand......no. We're all 12 year olds or younger. :)
+1
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Now you sound like me talking to that guy who could do 938 MPH backwards on the front wheel for a mile! And this is the part where you would say 'Wait, I want to hear what this new guy is going to do with his bike (colon) and you guy ran him off.'
hehehehehehheheheheh
As Kirby would say, Humans is funny.
But back ONTOPIC: This new- fangled "pooposture" as I would call it is not new. All the toilets in that monstrosity called "Falling Water" are about 8" off the floor; the building was built in the 1930's and there was a health idea around at the time that we were all 'evacuating' incorrectly by sitting down. The F.L.W. house put the toilets in such a position that one had to basically stick his / her legs about straight out to.... well, 'drop the duce'.
Isn't it inscribed on the Stature of Liberty something like: Give us your poor, huddled, constipated masses and we will allow them the freedom to 'express' themselves in all kinds of new ways. ?
But you guize, with you breath fresheners ('Roids) and trucks (hemis) are really spurring me on. Now I want to do more than just sit on my motorcycle..... MUCH more! Take that you Airhawk cushion!
Brian
Dude, we all have problems, some more serious than others. If you cant laugh about it, it's gonna eat you alive, adjust, and move on. Chastising will only send the wrong message. If we don't meet your criteria I politely suggest another forum. I boldly recommend the COG forum. If you can see through some of our childish humor I think you will see we are genuine folks here to help each other. I could discuss my roids, but I would just as soon keep that private.
Not meant to chase you away, but if that is the way you take it, it was meant to be.
Chet
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nope
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Max? Is that you? :-\
nope
Hmmm...I still have doubts..I better do a test.
When I squat to pot during the daytime, I do with my brights/high beams on as I think it's safer for my hemi issues. (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/toilet/relieved.gif) :stirpot:
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1. I don't think Max needs to hide behind another screen name
2. Let's be careful with what we're saying about others...as we're all 12 years or younger here I know that can be difficult.
3. I'm sure that this was just in fun....wasn't it?
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3. I'm sure that this was just in fun....wasn't it?
If you're referring to me, then yes of course! I'm sure ZG was as well.
I like max'. I'll probably like leisyman as well, but he could still lighten up a bit, I mean poop is funny unless you step in it.
Farts too, but none of it is as funny as the crash test dummies discussion of the high beams on in the daytime. I was just trying
to tie them together.
Apparently another failure on my part. It does get old, but someone has to try and make the rest of you look good better
more mature.
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Not really a failure Marty, it is just that you found another way that will not work....
Remember, Baby Steps..... always use Baby Steps.
Bob Wiley: [to himself] ... baby steps get on the bus, baby steps down the aisle, baby steps...
(for those who do not understand this, stop whatever you are doing RIGHT NOW, join Netflix and watch "What about Bob"- hurry, before it is too late.)
But don't give up Marty, we need someone to help us look better, assuming of course that we cannot actually become better (and has anyone among us has not given up on that?).
:rotflmao:
Brian
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Apparently another failure on my part. It does get old, but someone has to try and make the rest of you look good better
more mature.
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Just a little gun shy after the last go round. Don't mind the humor, but let's be mindful (and I don't mean PC) of making fun of any of the members, especially if they're watching. Me, you can make fun of until the Kaws come home... ::) In fact, I prefer it. Some others, not so much maybe.
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...stop whatever you are doing RIGHT NOW, join Netflix and watch "What about Bob"- hurry, before it is too late.)
Well OK, if you insist...but..but..I was just about to go in the garage and do that TPS calibration wrong, and then wrong again the other way, and then the correct way to see
what's up wit dat shizzyl. But alright, I'll watch the movie now and Brian you go do the TPS calibration thing to keep that Son of...Silverda...excellent rider of unmade bed lookin' bike happy. (this not using names thing is rough, but I'm not sure that making fun of their bikes is going to go over any better. I probably just found another way that will not work. {And yes SoP, I'm just having fun with you. :) })
Just a little gun shy after the last go round.
Got it.
99.99 percent of my pokes are for fun, the rest are just.....twit mode?
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I think you may be skidding toward the precipice there Marty..... here, let me see if I can help you out and get this thread back on track.... so to speak.
How about this everybody? Is it amusing or a valuable product? What say ye' all?
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f82/BDF08012008/comfort-wipe.jpg) (http://s45.photobucket.com/user/BDF08012008/media/comfort-wipe.jpg.html)
Brian
P.S. I never saw that on MY TV but then again, I have all those 'LIKE' stickers on there so I probably miss a lot of what I think I am watching anyway.
Well OK, if you insist...but..but..I was just about to go in the garage and do that TPS calibration wrong, and then wrong again the other way, and then the correct way to see
what's up wit dat shizzyl. But alright, I'll watch the movie now and Brian you go do the TPS calibration thing to keep that Son of...Silverda...excellent rider of unmade bed lookin' bike happy. (this not using names thing is rough, but I'm not sure that making fun of their bikes is going to go over any better. I probably just found another way that will not work. {And yes SoP, I'm just having fun with you. :) })
Got it.
99.99 percent of my pokes are for fun, the rest are just.....twit mode?
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Hmmm...I still have doubts..I better do a test.
When I squat to pot during the daytime, I do with my brights/high beams on as I think it's safer for my hemi issues. (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/toilet/relieved.gif) :stirpot:
;D
I'm sure that this was just in fun....wasn't it?
:-\ :-X ;)
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You're a knucklehead, you know that don't you? Sigh.
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You're a knucklehead, you know that don't you? Sigh.
Yes Sparky, my wife tells me that every day... ;D :banana :chugbeer:
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Was the COG comment over the top? :-X
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Was the COG comment over the top? :-X
Doesn't sound like personal attack to me, Chet.
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It all comes out in the end ::)
;) :rotflmao:
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Ok kids, time to cut the crap and go to bed...I'm counting....#1.....#2.....there is no three
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Ok kids, time to cut the crap and go to bed...I'm counting....#1.....#2.....there is no three
Party Pooper :P
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Back to the subject at hand, being inventive, I was curious if there was a portable version, damn, seems Gene Simmons beat my to it already....
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/36800000/Gene-Simmons-kiss-36820941-450-640.jpg)
(http://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/6436/1-1/kiss-rock-the-nation-demon-boots.jpg)
We actaully had to post signs in our bathrooms at work 15 years ago, as we had hired a bunch of people from a foreign land to work onsite..
And they kept standing on the seats...
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/01/article-2570828-1BEFBD9800000578-9_634x499.jpg)
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Well went I went into the Navy back in the 70's we had a couple of guys from the eastern pacific region, I think the phee-eye. Anyway they started the first day taking a dump like that. Also they do it like that in Hong Kong etc. It's a regional thing. We thought it was funny too at the time.
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The weird thing was, the group I spoke of were Albanians, there was a large group locally that emigrated during the conflict. A local temp agency saw this as a perfect "opportunity" to up its " minority" status.. we had almost 80 people in our assembly area that couldn't speak a word of english... for every group of 6 there was a translator... they could speak about 20 english words. It was a comedy of errors, and I had a feeling that most were political war criminals, escaping for obvious reasons.... when the company decided to let them all go, they had 15 police cruisers onsite, with about 35 LEO's, lining the walkway for the exodus, on a Friday afternoon, after handing out paychecks.... creepy. Nothing happened tho, but we found that over the year almost 5,000 lbs of copper strip used to manufacture large transformers had vanished.... and I thought they were just big eaters, carrying two big Igloo lunch buckets everyday...
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So, a better way to poop. Is there a better way to wipe? Front to back, back to front, seated, standing, both, or all? Dry paper, single, double, or triple ply? Baby wipes or bidet?
I guess this all depends, eh? :)
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Already covered... ahem, so to speak, in reply #26 of this thread.
An English friend of mine spent some time in Turkey. In fact, he was quite well traveled being in medical equip. sales. Anyway, he used to tell 'bathroom stories of the world' and I gotta' say, they were pretty amusing. The story involving Turkey was that one day, in a bathroom in Turkey, there was a sign written in several languages, including English, instructing the user NOT to try and put toilet paper in the toilet because it clogged the pipe(s). Fine and well but that begs the question.... what DO you do with the T.P. ..... you know, 'afterwards'? Stick it to the wall or something? Put it in your pocket and take it home? ?? ???
Then the story about the one someplace in France that had foot placement pads and hand- holds, along with the (of course) hole in the floor. In use, the practice was to drop one's drawers, squat down slightly while bracing between the foot pads and the hand holds and XXXX down the back of one's legs. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Brian
So, a better way to poop. Is there a better way to wipe? Front to back, back to front, seated, standing, both, or all? Dry paper, single, double, or triple ply? Baby wipes or bidet?
I guess this all depends, eh? :)
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Brian, if you are using that to wipe yer, well, posterior, I would suggest you ride a CC50, starting mid December. Make sure you do the Northern route. Iron Butt Brian ::)
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Hey, if you go far enough north you don't need no stinkin' T.P.: just reach down and break it off.
:-)
Brian
Brian, if you are using that to wipe yer, well, posterior, I would suggest you ride a CC50, starting mid December. Make sure you do the Northern route. Iron Butt Brian ::)
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Hey, if you go far enough north you don't need no stinkin' T.P.: just reach down and break it off.
:-)
Brian
Just be careful what you break off...... :o