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Title: Texas police do care
Post by: tjpgi on August 29, 2013, 07:39:06 PM

Texas Police

 

The police department in the small hill country town of Fredericksburg, Texas, reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Kerrville. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a Red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt.

The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

Texas police do care.

Title: Re: Texas police do care
Post by: julianop on September 01, 2013, 02:26:53 PM

So what are you sayin'? He was a Republican state senator?

Title: Re: Texas police do care
Post by: gPink on September 01, 2013, 02:54:23 PM

The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified.
UPDATE: The deceased name was Weiner Frank Filner.

Title: Re: Texas police do care
Post by: Conrad on September 02, 2013, 05:32:15 AM

Quote from: julianop on September 01, 2013, 02:26:53 PM

So what are you sayin'? He was a Republican state senator?

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