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Title: Is this racism in America today?
Post by: tjpgi on August 12, 2013, 09:48:55 AM

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.  A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.  "If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?  Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?  Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?  Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?  Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

"The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

Title: Re: Is this racism in America today?
Post by: Pokey on August 12, 2013, 09:52:25 AM

LOL

Title: Re: Is this racism in America today?
Post by: ManWorkinghere on August 12, 2013, 10:57:43 AM

as someone who owns 'ski' at the end of their name, I represent that remark.

Funny!

Title: Re: Is this racism in America today?
Post by: potshotpanda on August 31, 2013, 09:47:13 AM

The guy was either Polish or from Maine...

Title: Re: Is this racism in America today?
Post by: Mr Orange on August 31, 2013, 10:57:41 AM

 :rotflmao:

but, there are some Home Depots that have hotdog stands at the front...

Title: Re: Is this racism in America today?
Post by: Stasch on August 31, 2013, 01:08:13 PM

Yes they do.

Home Depot had free hot dogs, chips and a bottle of water for customer appreciation today in Owosso, MI.

Guess where I took my wife out to dinner?

Title: Re: Is this racism in America today?
Post by: gPink on August 31, 2013, 03:20:10 PM

...nice... 8)