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Mish mash => Funny Pages => Topic started by: Conrad on April 16, 2013, 10:28:46 AM
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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked.
'Not yet,' she said. 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' she said.
After another thirty minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well then, when can I see the baby?'
'When he cries!' she told me.
'When he cries??' I said.
'Why do I have to wait until he cries?'
'Because I forgot where I put him, OK?
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I was visiting my grandfather years back and I was amazed at the love he showed my grandmother. He called her every pet name in the book. I finally had to ask what their secret to such a loving relationship was.
He told me that wasn't any secret, he forgot her name about ten years ago.