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Mish mash => Funny Pages => Topic started by: Conrad on April 11, 2013, 07:42:27 AM

Title: Foot in mouth
Post by: Conrad on April 11, 2013, 07:42:27 AM
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "****."
Title: Re: Foot in mouth
Post by: Rhino on April 11, 2013, 08:50:11 AM
 :rotflmao: DOH!
Title: Re: Foot in mouth
Post by: ZG on April 11, 2013, 10:01:54 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Foot in mouth
Post by: tweeter55 on April 11, 2013, 11:04:10 AM
And that's when the fight started. :battle: