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Title: Note on Fridge
Post by: turbojoe78 on April 09, 2013, 12:44:20 PM
Found on the Refrigerator One Morning :
 
My Dear Wife,
 
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.   Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight.
 
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
 
My Dear Husband,
 
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
 
As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college and I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students.  He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
 
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference:  18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 18.
 
Therefore, I may not be home for a few days.
Title: Re: Note on Fridge
Post by: Toxz Qwaste on April 09, 2013, 01:51:30 PM
Unlikely that 18 will NOT be going into 57.
Title: Re: Note on Fridge
Post by: ZG on April 09, 2013, 01:51:49 PM
 :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Note on Fridge
Post by: Conrad on April 09, 2013, 02:22:09 PM
Quote from: Toxz Qwaste on April 09, 2013, 01:51:30 PM
Unlikely that 18 will NOT be going into 57.

That double negative ain't workin.

Besides, she's 57.

(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/specials/beauties/everyage/christie_brinkley.jpg)
Title: Re: Note on Fridge
Post by: turbojoe78 on April 10, 2013, 01:52:26 PM
Quote from: Conrad on April 09, 2013, 02:22:09 PM
That double negative ain't workin.

Besides, she's 57.

(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/specials/beauties/everyage/christie_brinkley.jpg)

WOW!!   I'd like to see 52 go into 57, even if it was just once.   ;)
Title: Re: Note on Fridge
Post by: jim_de_hunter on April 11, 2013, 03:21:56 AM
Quote from: turbojoe78 on April 10, 2013, 01:52:26 PM
WOW!!   I'd like to see 52 go into 57, even if it was just once.   ;)

At 51, once just isn't enough anymore.  I can go almost 3 whole minutes now.  (If she counts fast.)

1 Mississippi, 2 Missi... 3 MISSA....  Oh, sorry.
Title: Re: Note on Fridge
Post by: snarf on April 11, 2013, 10:55:24 AM
Quote from: jim_de_hunter on April 11, 2013, 03:21:56 AM
At 51, once just isn't enough anymore.  I can go almost 3 whole minutes now.  (If she counts fast.)

1 Mississippi, 2 Missi... 3 MISSA....  Oh, sorry.
BWAAAAAHHAAAAA