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Title: Angus Bull
Post by: Riverdawg on April 07, 2013, 02:17:13 PM

The Black Angus Bull
I recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that's possible with a bull. Anyhow, I had the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

Holy crap. The bull started to service the cows within two days. All of my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred all my neighbor's cows! He's been breeding just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"

I don't know what in hell was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they kinda taste like peppermint.

Title: Re: Angus Bull
Post by: qman on April 07, 2013, 03:06:57 PM

 :o

Title: Re: Angus Bull
Post by: VirginiaJim on April 07, 2013, 04:03:55 PM

 :thumbs:

Title: Re: Angus Bull
Post by: jim_de_hunter on April 07, 2013, 06:40:48 PM

I like peppermint.

Title: Re: Angus Bull
Post by: Rhino on April 09, 2013, 02:35:47 PM

 :rotflmao:

Title: Re: Angus Bull
Post by: connie1 on April 09, 2013, 05:17:31 PM

They taste more like spearmint to me...just sayin'.