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Title: Sometimes You Don't Argue
Post by: Conrad on April 05, 2013, 09:30:05 AM

A while back, I picked up a lovely date.  She was so cute and desirable all in one.
 
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a very fancy restaurant.
 
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail, Lobster Patron and Champagne.
 
I had to ask her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"
 
"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."
 
I smiled and said, "Would you care for a dessert?"

Title: Re: Sometimes You Don't Argue
Post by: Gumby on April 05, 2013, 10:23:37 AM

Don't forget to tip your waitress, he'll be here all week.  ;D

Title: Re: Sometimes You Don't Argue
Post by: ZG on April 05, 2013, 10:27:57 AM

 ;D