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Title: The Irish Blonde
Post by: Conrad on January 25, 2013, 02:34:26 PM: A very attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and wanted to bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped nude, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"

She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb.....
But all men...Are men!
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: Gumby on January 25, 2013, 03:01:01 PM: (http://i515.photobucket.com/albums/t357/louisemorin/FreddysBeach014.jpg) :)
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: StarBoy on January 25, 2013, 03:21:14 PM: Probably one of my relatives ;)
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: gPink on January 25, 2013, 04:00:30 PM: Small island. Welcome Starboy.
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: StarBoy on January 25, 2013, 04:19:16 PM: Quote from: gPink on January 25, 2013, 04:00:30 PM
Small island. Welcome Starboy.

Thanks,been meaning to join for a long time...any other Irish here?
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: gPink on January 25, 2013, 04:33:46 PM: Don't think so. A few from across the channel from you though.
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: Snibbor on January 25, 2013, 04:36:30 PM: Quote from: StarBoy on January 25, 2013, 04:19:16 PM
Thanks,been meaning to join for a long time...any other Irish here?

Only my good half.
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: ZG on January 25, 2013, 04:43:25 PM: :rotflmao:

Good one C! :chugbeer:
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: StarBoy on January 25, 2013, 04:46:25 PM: So I could be the first...wow ;D
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: StarBoy on January 25, 2013, 04:56:27 PM: Quote from: StarBoy on January 25, 2013, 04:46:25 PM
So I could be the first...wow ;D
Here's a picture of the bike
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Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: StarBoy on January 25, 2013, 05:01:22 PM: Quote from: Snibbor on January 25, 2013, 04:36:30 PM
Only my good half.
Good for you
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: gPink on January 25, 2013, 05:05:10 PM: Any law in Ireland making you keep the potato launcher?
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: Gumby on January 25, 2013, 05:12:41 PM: Quote from: gPink on January 25, 2013, 05:05:10 PM
Any law in Ireland making you keep the potato launcher?
:rotflmao:
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: StarBoy on January 25, 2013, 05:25:01 PM: Quote from: gPink on January 25, 2013, 05:05:10 PM
Any law in Ireland making you keep the potato launcher?
Yeh poverty :D,sourcing a can is a bit of a problem as not many 14s here
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: gPink on January 25, 2013, 05:57:12 PM: I understand that poverty thing. So many mods, so little money.
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: Conrad on January 26, 2013, 05:44:54 AM: Quote from: StarBoy on January 25, 2013, 04:46:25 PM
So I could be the first...wow ;D

I think that there was/is another but I can't remember the name. I checked the member map, no joy there either.
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: ugocon on January 26, 2013, 02:16:19 PM: Ireland, one of the most beautiful Countries I visited... :D
Welcome!
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: VirginiaJim on January 26, 2013, 04:07:01 PM: Quote from: StarBoy on January 25, 2013, 04:19:16 PM
Thanks,been meaning to join for a long time...any other Irish here?

Welcome! I'm sure there's a few Irish around here...some English as well...a few Americans, a couple of Italians, at least one Venezuelan, plenty of Canadians, some from the Far East, some from the near East, in fact we have all types here...
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: StarBoy on January 26, 2013, 05:15:17 PM: Quote from: VirginiaJim on January 26, 2013, 04:07:01 PM
Welcome! I'm sure there's a few Irish around here...some English as well...a few Americans, a couple of Italians, at least one Venezuelan, plenty of Canadians, some from the Far East, some from the near East, in fact we have all types here...
Thanks for the welcome, for a small country we get around
Title: Re: The Irish Blonde
Post by: StarBoy on January 26, 2013, 05:19:27 PM: Quote from: ugocon on January 26, 2013, 02:16:19 PM
Ireland, one of the most beautiful Countries I visited... :D
Welcome!
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Thanks, it must have been good weather when you visited. ;D
I have gone to Italy on holiday with my family for the last eleven years.