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Title: Observation
Post by: Conrad on September 11, 2012, 08:43:36 AM

Research has proven that just a few seconds of morning mental exercises will get your mind working in a very healthy way for the rest of the day.

For example..


(http://ip727.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/big.jpg)

Analysis of the above picture can tell us a lot about how different people think.

- For young men, it's a picture of a lady with a nice derriere but only the most observant will notice that she is crossing a street.

- The really observant will notice that she is wearing a thong.

- For older men, she appears to be a respectable woman--with a big ass--on her way to work.

- Wiser men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer to take the shot in the face of such beauty and be grateful that they shared it.

- For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.

- The other half will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that blouse.

- Older women will imagine the misery that the woman's curves will cause by the time she reaches 50.

- But only children, the extremely intelligent, and the celibate will notice that the taxi is being driven by a dog.

Title: Re: Observation
Post by: gPink on September 11, 2012, 08:55:01 AM

I missed the dog.  :-[

Title: Re: Observation
Post by: Conrad on September 11, 2012, 09:54:13 AM

I noticed the dog but I'm not a child, or celibate, so that only leaves one other option.    8)

Title: Re: Observation
Post by: Rhino on September 11, 2012, 11:08:52 AM

Quote from: Conrad on September 11, 2012, 09:54:13 AM

I noticed the dog but I'm not a child, or celibate, so that only leaves one other option.    8)

I noticed the dog as well. I know I'm not that smart, I'm certainly not celibate so I must be 57 going on 7... Or wait, maybe it's because I'm an engineer like the guy in the guillotine joke.

Title: Re: Observation
Post by: twowheeladdict on September 11, 2012, 11:25:37 AM

My wife said that it is obviously after labor day and everyone knows you don't where white after labor day. ::)

Title: Re: Observation
Post by: ZG on September 11, 2012, 12:25:39 PM

Got wood...  ;)
 
(http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb336/jaywilcox/lsqwasfkere.jpg)

Title: Re: Observation
Post by: scav8tor on September 11, 2012, 02:53:13 PM

ZG, you crack me up.  :)

Title: Re: Observation
Post by: pistole on September 11, 2012, 03:03:44 PM

- bwahahahahahahahahaha !!!

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Title: Re: Observation
Post by: Walker18 on September 11, 2012, 03:08:45 PM

Quote from: ZG on September 11, 2012, 12:25:39 PM

Got wood...  ;)

As a matter of fact..

(https://tkocwa.bay.livefilestore.com/y1m_2VpLcNtXRTvb1YB5n-9_2srKUQIWXTKYY46Ctqr9IZFBbyOvafW53yAj7QT8wVB-ltPJQ8nRgX1hQLKSgzJe_y4BW49sxQeiS2uX6GGfTuu-qXfcxgXNg/nature.jpg?psid=1)

Title: Re: Observation
Post by: ZG on September 11, 2012, 04:12:57 PM

Quote from: Walker18 on September 11, 2012, 03:08:45 PM

As a matter of fact..

 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
 
Touche'!!  :thumbs: :chugbeer: