I'm sure somone has a naggy wife they could loan out for a week or so. I guarantee that your bike will not be stolen if they have to take a naggy woman as part of a package deal.
I thought that falls into the same category with the Chihuahua. They are all b***hes that won't stop yapping.

Seriously, for close range protection like hotel parking ot, I vote for a pager alarm system and a 9mm. One to let you know your bike is getting jacked. The other for your own protection when you go investigate.
I have seen videos of two guys hauling a sport bike into a minivan in less than 30 seconds in broad daylight on a busy street - right in front of a surveilance camera (hence the video). Don't think a 700 lbs bike is too heavy to steal either. They only have to lift one end of it at a time. Kipass don't do jack for theft deterrent, either. Most stolen bikes are stripped for parts, so the perps could care less whether they can start the bike or not.
I haven't had to worry about leaving my bike outside overnight, until I got the C14. Now that touring is a definitely possbility, I am seriously considering a pager alarm. Yes, I have full coverage, but one claim and my premium will go through the roof. Besides, I'd rather not have to deal with being bikeless 500 miles from home.