My Beemer (1200RT) actually took a parking lot hit and run front end impact that was hard enough to bend the kickstand and tweak the front end, but I didn't discover what happened until a couple days later.
I left work and got on my bike, and it felt like it was leaning more than usual. I didn't think anything of it and hit the freeway (60 mile trek) and halfway there I stopped on the right shoulder to help a stopped biker. The bike leaned over so bad I almost dropped it. I threw the bike on the center stand, found that Harley rider had help on the way, and left. Coincidentally, I had a really bad fork seal leak that was making a mess (upper seal, paralever suspension, not the front shock).
When I got home, I could see the kickstand was bent, but there was no other apparent damage. It wasn't dropped. I assumed someone sat on it and put too much weight on the kickstand - BMW's have notoriously weak kickstands. I dropped it off at the dealer and they fixed it under warranty. Later, I noticed the right side reflector was missing off the right fork. Then I saw scuff marks on the right side of the front fender. The next time I went to work, I went to the spot where I was parked and sure enough, there was my reflector, smashed in to pieces. Someone ran in to my bike, hitting it from the front, with enough force to cause it to bend the kickstand but not enough force to knock it over. Unfortunately, the ghetto complex where our office was did not have any surveillance cameras and none of the neighboring businesses saw anything.
That (#$#$ fork seal leak was hella annoying until it was fixed.