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Offline Delfox

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What not to say to your wife in bed
« on: February 07, 2016, 09:29:31 AM »
I kept getting hints the missus was up for a night of passion,so once bed i thought a little bit of foreplay first,after 15 minutes or so she said with a smile "mmmm your taking your time".
 I quickly replied (not thinking) "Sorry i cant think of anyone"
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Re: What not to say to your wife in bed
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2016, 09:40:07 AM »
And never, ever say this to her.

Your sister likes it that way too...
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Re: What not to say to your wife in bed
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2016, 09:57:02 AM »
Or: "The babysitter does this thing with her....."
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Re: What not to say to your wife in bed
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2016, 10:07:40 AM »
or: Sorry dear, I'm just looking for the remote. I wanted to check the ESPN scores before turning in.
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Re: What not to say to your wife in bed
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2016, 07:48:08 PM »
Quote from: fartymarty on February 07, 2016, 10:07:40 AM
or: Sorry dear, I'm just looking for the remote. I wanted to check the ESPN scores before turning in.
Quote from: Deziner on February 07, 2016, 09:57:02 AM
Or: "The babysitter does this thing with her....."
Quote from: Conrad on February 07, 2016, 09:40:07 AM


Your sister likes it that way too...
Quote from: Delfox on February 07, 2016, 09:29:31 AM

 I quickly replied (not thinking) "Sorry i cant think of anyone"

And that's when the fight started.
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Re: What not to say to your wife in bed
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2016, 09:01:40 PM »
Quote from: tweeter55 on February 07, 2016, 07:48:08 PM
And that's when the fight started.

No, the fight started when she asked "Does this dress make my butt look big?" and I replied "No, it does that all by itself."
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