That made me crack up too! If it made this forty-something laugh, I can't even imagine how the more, uh, "weathered" folks here reacted.
BTW, my Cycle Gear experience: online, fine. Local store, between ****-poor and irresponsible (more on that later).
The ****-poor part: just your typical order something, get backordered but keep me in the dark, promise to call me back but never do kind of deal.
The irresponsible: a few days after my final time in the local store, I ran into a riding buddy at a different store. He told me he had just come from Cycle Gear, looking for some new riding gear with his SO. One of the workers there thought riding pants weren't needed and said to them, "Jeans really are the best thing you can wear while riding." Needless to say, they left immediately.
"You can't teach stupid."