What is confidence?
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What is confidence?
by
turbojoe78
on 15 Apr, 2015 05:55
A Navy seal walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his new Apple watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
No," he replies, " just got this state-of-the-art Apple watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
He says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Navy man smirks, taps his watch and says, "Darn thing's an hour fast."
And that, my friends.......is Confidence!
Reply #1
by
twowheeladdict
on 15 Apr, 2015 06:08
Well, he is a Navy Seal. Nuff Said.
Reply #2
by
Rhino
on 15 Apr, 2015 06:50
Excellent! But what I want to know is how did he get an Apple watch 2 weeks early?
Reply #3
by
Walker18
on 15 Apr, 2015 07:03
Excellent line!!
Reply #4
by
ManWorkinghere
on 15 Apr, 2015 11:39
Quote from: Rhino on April 15, 2015, 06:50:38 AM
Excellent! But what I want to know is
how did he get an Apple watch 2 weeks early?
Confidence! That's how...
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