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Offline tweeter55

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Oxymorons
« on: January 24, 2015, 08:26:15 AM »
OK...I'll start.
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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2015, 08:49:50 AM »
And to steal one from another thread...

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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2015, 10:03:23 AM »
Isnt Oxymoron a laundry detergent or is it the guy in the Oxy Clean ads?
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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2015, 10:05:47 AM »


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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2015, 10:32:17 AM »
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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2015, 10:47:39 AM »
government money
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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2015, 11:24:47 AM »
Government worker

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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2015, 11:26:58 AM »
Some of these replies are "pretty ugly" while some others are "awful good".  :D
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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2015, 12:21:09 PM »
Federal money.
Govt efficiency.

Bipartisan.
and any more, conservative Republican.
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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2015, 12:33:28 PM »


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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2015, 02:36:52 PM »
Super unleaded.
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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2015, 03:19:39 PM »
Not sure how many will agree but I always believed "toy gun" to be an oxymoron.
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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2015, 04:13:06 PM »
Crash landing
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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2015, 07:43:03 PM »
A crash into the ground is a crash landing.
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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2015, 08:42:24 PM »
So it is.
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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2015, 05:20:44 AM »
If it wasnt a landing the definition wouldnt contain landing.
Like saying oral sex isnt sex.
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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2015, 05:48:30 AM »
This is almost exactly what I thought would happen.
It is evident that I was clearly confused.
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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2015, 08:48:39 AM »
Thats clear as mud.
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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2015, 08:56:29 AM »
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Re: Oxymorons
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2015, 09:09:46 AM »
moderate jihadi

sorry tweeter, had to



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