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http://www.aol.com/article/2014/11/25/can-asymmetrical-breasts-cause-low-self-esteem/20998933/?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl13|sec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D570455

I knew it! I long suspected that this was the case and now there is evidence, at long last.

And now that that sensitive topic is out in the open, let's move on to even more controversial areas.....  How many of you suffer from non- heterochromia iridum as I do? C'mon folks, let's join together, get a dialogue going and maybe start a support group. Surely it can't be just Kirby and me who suffer from this horrible condition....?

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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2014, 04:19:20 PM »
Slow day at work Brian?
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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2014, 05:05:48 PM »
And then some.... :-) 

And of course the talk of the day is all about that city in Missouri that I will not mention 'cause that one would go to the arena before anyone could count to five.

The days before a major holiday are the worst IMO. Lots and lots of 'non- excitement excitement' and it is boring me to tears. Well, that and the non- heterochromia iridum that I suffer from.  ;) ::)

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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2014, 07:34:39 PM »
low self esteem?
 I find myself superior to most mortals,
because of polythelia...


gotta be the winter doing this to you Brian....
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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2014, 05:26:05 AM »
I've seen those crooked tit cases after the plastic surgeon gets done with 'em. They go home and stare at 'em until they find something wrong and make a claim. They are a pita to the doctor, their lawyer and me. What they need is a psychiatrist to deal with their low self esteem. Symmetrical **** won't cure that.
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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2014, 05:35:49 AM »
I've seen those crooked tit cases after the plastic surgeon gets done with 'em. They go home and stare at 'em until they find something wrong and make a claim. They are a pita to the doctor, their lawyer and me. What they need is a psychiatrist to deal with their low self esteem. Symmetrical **** won't cure that.
??? Just curious but what is your job title?

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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2014, 05:36:50 AM »
??? Just curious but what is your job title?

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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2014, 05:39:39 AM »
cmoore......Not making fun of your handle but I guess it relates to your job...... :)

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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2014, 05:49:40 AM »
 :rotflmao: better than Cless, I guess.
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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2014, 08:23:29 AM »
??? Just curious but what is your job title?

Judge?? ?? ??
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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2014, 09:58:49 AM »
And you other guys poked (Easy Boys!) fun at me for posting this! I knew it was a significant problem and not to be scoffed at!

And now I am wondering it mine are symmetrical. Hmmmm. Gonna' need a level, a camera and some masking tape for the bathroom mirror. Don't worry though, I will get to the bottom...er, well, top of this toot sweet (I said TOOT!).

Brian

I've seen those crooked tit cases after the plastic surgeon gets done with 'em. They go home and stare at 'em until they find something wrong and make a claim. They are a pita to the doctor, their lawyer and me. What they need is a psychiatrist to deal with their low self esteem. Symmetrical **** won't cure that.
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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2014, 01:50:43 PM »

Could this apply to testicles also?

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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2014, 02:16:36 PM »
That's too painful to even contemplate.
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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2014, 03:31:02 PM »
The most amazing thing about this post and thread, for me is that AOL is still around!  LOL!
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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2014, 03:32:14 PM »
You're right.  I was just thinking that the other day.  I still have an email account with them that I don't use anymore.  I check it when I remember that I have it...which is now.

Maybe I should start using it again as there wasn't any spam and I had two emails, both from AOL LOL.
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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2014, 04:01:17 PM »
You mean like one being gigantic and the other one being slightly more gigantic? Sure, I could see that but do not think it would result in low self esteem. Low testicles perhaps but not low self esteem....

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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2014, 07:42:28 PM »
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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2014, 07:44:55 PM »
Could this apply to testicles also?

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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2014, 04:41:24 PM »
Hey Brian, while on the topic of hot items in the news, have you seen this?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2849167/Bot-chocolate-French-inventor-creates-pills-makes-people-s-wind-smell-like-sweets-flowers.html

This stuff would do wonders for some people's self esteem.

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Re: Perhaps your low self- esteem is the result of assymetrical breasts....
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2014, 04:49:30 PM »
Did anyone else notice this "study" was done by a plastic surgery association. I'm sure they wouldn't have any vested interest in it's outcome.

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