I wonder if he drove himself the beer store?
I watched the drunken Irishman across the street drive his jeep up the lawn next to his driveway, and fall on the ground getting out. He then crawls to the front door and cannot get the front door unlocked, as he was kneeling there a while. After he took a rest sitting against his handrails, he crawled back to the jeep on his hands and knees. After managing to climb in, he got it started and backed out over his driveway reflectors and drove away.
Never underestimate the resolve of a drunk that has not yet passed out.