Tools Required:
1 x chinese generic tank protector in faux carbon fiber
1 x dumbass (this is you)
1 x beer (rootbeer)
1 x wax
1 x rubbing compound (I hate you pepboys bitch, but mostly i hate myself)
1 x polishing compound (I love you youtube)
1 x 2013 Concours 14
1 x harbor freight stool
Step 1: Apply your chinese tankpad, regret its lameness approximately 12 hours later and remove in your work parking lot
Step 2: Mini panic that only the vinyl sticker came off but left all the stick, calm down and realize you only need to cleaner wax to remove.
Step 3: Go to Pepboys and immediately head to the waxy buttsection and look for a cleaner wax. Get interception by some girl who works there and asked what your looking for. You explain the situation and she advised to use rubbing compound. You advise that rubbing compound is too harsh but fold when she swears she removes stickers with it no problem. Punch yourself in the D!ck later for listening to another human being.
Step 4: Gather materials
Step 5: Rub one out....gently
With the compound silly
2 phildos one cup
Step 6: Hate yourself for a moment while you look at the haze
Step 7: Attempt to clean up with wax
before
after
Step 8: Punch yourself in the junk again, your dumbass forgot to get the polishing compound. Go to autozone and get some polish.
Step 9: Polish it
Stage 1
Stage 2
Stage 3
Stage 3 with flash
Step 10: Ask the scooter/motorcycle owning neighbor who happen to ride up when you were done if he can find the spot where you ruined the paint. Give him approximately 10 seconds and he will find it. He will suggest you get a cheap tank guard to cover it up........buy the tank guard and complete the loop.
Now stand back and learn something from your actions while admiring your deathmobile.
