There was a "Far Side" cartoon with a half filled glass sitting on a table, and one guy observes the glass is half full, another says the glass
is half empty, the third scowls at it and with clenched fists on hips yells " HEY! I ordered a
cheeseburger! My wife says I'm that
third guy. Keeping that in mind, what the heck was with the bowling balls in the corral?