There should be a law that anyone reading while driving should have their book shoved up their behind.
Riding into work this morn, just coming into town and traffic. I'm in the left lane of a 4 lane and coming up behind a minivan that's all over the lane and coming into mine as well. I'm thinking that someone is on the damn cell. I get WAY over to the left and get along side of her. A BIG ole fat woman with a bunch of lil kids in the back, no seatbelts, and she's reading a freakin book! I honk at her and she looks at me, I point at the road in front of her and she sheepishly lowers her book. WTF are people thinking?