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Offline Conrad

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The Italian Funeral Dog
« on: May 01, 2013, 09:01:13 AM »
            An Italian man was leaving a convenience store with his
            espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral
            procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was
            followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the
            first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man
            walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back,
            were about 200 men walking single file.

            The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully
            approached the Italian man walking the dog and said:

            "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to
            disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this.
            Whose funeral is it?"

            "My wife's."

            ''What happened to her?"
            "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

            He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

            The Italian man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to
            help my wife when the dog turned on her."

            A very poignant and touching moment of Italian brotherhood and
            silence passed between the two men.

            "Can I borrow the dog?"

            The man replied, "Get in line."
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Re: The Italian Funeral Dog
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2013, 09:53:49 AM »
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Re: The Italian Funeral Dog
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2013, 11:40:45 AM »
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Re: The Italian Funeral Dog
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2013, 10:28:11 AM »
I'm going to start reading these in church!   That's an uptight crowd and they could stand to watch me LMAO. It sure would be a pleasant change.
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