Try not to be so sensitive...

[turbojoe78]

Try not to be so sensitive...
 
            'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'
            The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'
 
            The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am.
 
            But let me ask you something.
 
            If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
 
            Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
 
            Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
 
            Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?'
 
            'If I asked for some Irish whiskey,  would you ask if I was Irish?'
 
            The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!'
 
            With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
            'Well, then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'
 
            The clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot

[Rhino]

  That's funny but almost all the home depot's around here you can get polish sausage. Right outside at the cart.

[VirginiaJim]

Lowe's used to have those but I haven't seen one in years.