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Offline Conrad

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Observation
« on: September 11, 2012, 08:43:36 AM »
Research has proven that just a few seconds of morning mental exercises will get your mind working in a very healthy way for the rest of the day.

For example..




Analysis of the above picture can tell us a lot about how different people think.

- For young men, it's a picture of a lady with a nice derriere but only the most observant will notice that she is crossing a street.

- The really observant will notice that she is wearing a thong.

- For older men, she appears to be a respectable woman--with a big ass--on her way to work.

- Wiser men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer to take the shot in the face of such beauty and be grateful that they shared it.

- For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.

- The other half will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that blouse.

- Older women will imagine the misery that the woman's curves will cause by the time she reaches 50.

- But only children, the extremely intelligent, and the celibate will notice that the taxi is being driven by a dog.
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Re: Observation
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2012, 08:55:01 AM »
I missed the dog.  :-[

Offline Conrad

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Re: Observation
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2012, 09:54:13 AM »
I noticed the dog but I'm not a child, or celibate, so that only leaves one other option.    8)
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Re: Observation
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2012, 11:08:52 AM »
I noticed the dog but I'm not a child, or celibate, so that only leaves one other option.    8)

I noticed the dog as well. I know I'm not that smart, I'm certainly not celibate so I must be 57 going on 7... Or wait, maybe it's because I'm an engineer like the guy in the guillotine joke.

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Re: Observation
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2012, 11:25:37 AM »
My wife said that it is obviously after labor day and everyone knows you don't where white after labor day. ::)
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Re: Observation
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2012, 12:25:39 PM »
Got wood...  ;)
 

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Re: Observation
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2012, 02:53:13 PM »
ZG, you crack me up.  :)
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Re: Observation
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2012, 03:03:44 PM »
- bwahahahahahahahahaha !!!

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Offline Walker18

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Re: Observation
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2012, 03:08:45 PM »

Got wood...  ;)

As a matter of fact..

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Re: Observation
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2012, 04:12:57 PM »
As a matter of fact..

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