My wife is priceless and quite thrifty. She takes great joy in saving money, especially when we receive the dreaded senior discount. Trying to look like I am younger than the senior discount age I ask the attendant ( lack of a better general term) do you want to see my ID??
Only to receive the reply," No sir that's OK, I trust ya". I would rather spend the extra few cents to pretend that I am not a senior but I prefer to have a happy wife.
I get even with the aging process though, when I put on my Scorpion Exo highly graphic helmet, with the silver coated, one way viewing shield and jump on my GSXR 1000 and hit speeds north of 120! I just hope when the Leos catch me that I can raise my shield and claim that I had a senior moment or that I wasn't wearing my reading glasses and thought I was only doing 30 MPH.
Great story though.. especially the cost of the burrito $300!
, or was it a Taco or burro..or...oh forget it.